This plain white cotton T-shirt with an old-school Mickey sketch on it is inoffensive.
FYI: Coach sells sweatshirts for $400. You could fly to California and buy a shirt from Disneyland for that much.
And then there's this.
This is a new version of the Dinky crossbody, which begins at $295 and goes all the way up to $600 — I'm guessing these Disney-branded bags will be near the upper end of that spectrum. Would you pay six hundred human dollars for a novelty wallet?
This whimsy is so forced, I can feel it from here.
And THIS, which is poop-colored.
You know, for those times you want a rodent blowing a raspberry on your purse.
My actual response to this entire collection:
Except, you know, about bags.
What do you think about this Coach x Mickey collab? Are you all about it, or are you thoroughly hating on it?
Let me know right here in the comments, or over on Facebook!