The best Oscars looks from the 2016 red carpet

This is it, people — Academy Awards time. Whether you're a movie buff or a dedicated fashion and beauty watcher, tonight is the big night. The Oscars red carpet is the ultimate in glamour, the night that Hollywood brings ALL the sartorial drama... and we're covering it exhaustively, just for you. Check out the absolute best looks from the 2016 Oscars red carpet right here.

Jennifer Lawrence is fantastic. Which is why it's so sad that she was attacked by sea urchins from the legs up.

What a tragic way to go.

If you've been wondering whether Charlize Theron remains perfect, the answer is yes.

I need this dress for my life. I will wear it every day: to work, to the grocery store, to take my dog to the dog park. Anything. Please grant my prayers, Fashion Gods.

Amy Poehler is wearing literally what I wish I were wearing right now: a beautifully embroidered, elegant kaftan.

Let us all decide, as a nation, to embrace Golden Girls style on the red carpet in 2016. See you on the lanai, Amy.

NAOMI WATTS. IS. FLAWLESS.

According to our image subscription, she was also doing shots on the carpet with her partner, Liev Schrieber. We want to party with you, Naomi.

Rachel McAdams joins Saoirse Ronan in Slytherin House.

Tina Fey shuts it down in the richest purple possible, amazing hair, and my DREAM necklace.

Mindy Kaling looks like a damn queen in this dramatic black and cobalt dress.

And YES to the contrasting clutch!

WHAT IN THE LAYER CAKE HALF-PANTS HELL IS THIS, LADY GAGA.

Speechless.

Brie Larson has covered her skirt with undersea creatures AND I LIKE IT.

Why the belt, girl?

BURY ME IN SAOIRSE RONAN'S DRESS.

This is SUCH a change for her, and I am ALL IN. Sexy Slytherin vibes for daaaaaaays.

Kate Winslet is in costume as a sexy oil slick.

How would we improve this, dear readers? I would make the neckline lower and more sweetheart-shaped, and perhaps make the train more dramatic.

QUEEN CATE BLANCHETT IS AMONG US. WE ARE NOT WORTHY.

I'm hearing a ~fashion girl rumor~ that the flowers on her gown could be made of feathers? Will keep you posted.

If you have to tug at it like that, Reese, it doesn't really fit.

A+ lipstick and head-styling, though.

Jennifer Garner is making this '80s-inspired, heavy black velvet dress look light as a damn feather.

Pure class, this one.

Love this color on Alicia Vikander. Is that balloon hem a SMIDGE "I made this dress myself from the fitted sheet in the spare room," though?

Emily Blunt is wearing a dress that I myself owned in 1998.

My hair wasn't this incredible, however.

NO KERRY WASHINGTON WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

LEATHER BOOBPLATE HIP DIAGONALS WHAT.

Pretty obsessed with the bondage-inspired detailing on Julianne Moore's dress.

Her face is, as always, actually flawless.

Margot Robbie is all one color.

Hair. Complexion. Dress. All gold. Looking like an Oscar does not grant you one.

Jennifer Jason Leigh gives us Debbie from "The Addams Family Values" in this pastel number.

That is the highest compliment I can give, tbh.

Noted goddess Chrissy Teigen looks immaculate in this red floral masterpiece.

FASHION NEWSFLASH: Rooney Mara has achieved Peak Rooney Mara.

This is exactly what you'd wear if you were dressing up as Rooney for Halloween.

Show me the lie.

Priyanka Chopra made a dress out of her lace curtains on the way to the Oscars.

I think she is genuinely amazing; this feels so safe and boring on her.

Patricia Arquette should wear this deep ocean blue every day for the rest of her life, amen.

How mad do you think J.Lo is that Heidi Klum pulled this dress first?

It is some measure of her beauty that she's kinda selling me on this Naked Lilac Fairy getup.

Olivia Munn stars in "The Great Oscars Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Jokes aside, this dress is gorgeous — so clean and minimalist and striking. Paired with the stark hair, it's even better.

Sophie Turner is so "Birth of Venus" in this pale green number.

The creative neckline is perfection.

Olivia Wilde's deep-cut white gown is making me think of punk-rock angels with this INCREDIBLE shoulder detailing.

Daisy Ridley is making me think of the most sophisticated "Great Gatsby"-themed party on the planet.

One thing is for sure: Sofia Vergara knows what look works for her, and she sticks to it.

Honestly, if I looked that good in a fitted, jewel-toned, flared dress, I'd wear them all the time, too.

Whoopi Goldberg (with daughter Martin) is killing me softly with this elegant black number and incredible octopus-themed handpiece.

RELEASE THE FASHION KRAKEN.

This sleek white dress with floral hip detailing is a dream on Giuliana Rancic.

I'm sure this is some sort of sponsored thing, but I am NOT LOVING THAT RUBBER DIVER'S WATCH, GIULIANA.

Dorith Mous is serving up corseted Evil Queen glam, and I am INTO it.

Question for the audience: WOULD I like this better if the bodice under the black lace was ALSO black, or would that be overkill?

The best looks from the 2016 Oscars red carpet