You need only look around to notice that denim in 2017 has gotten absolutely INSANE. From Topshop's plastic windows jeans to Kylie Jenner's "underbutt" pants, your classic pair of blues have been getting a distinctly bizarre fashion makeover lately.
But all that pales in comparison to Reformation's latest wackadoo denim creation. I don't say this casually, but this has to be the weirdest pair of jeans I have ever seen.
At first glance, the $148 distressed denim may look like any other high-rise, light wash pair of jeans... but they have a horrifying secret.
That giant zipper? Yeah, it doesn't stop at the front of the pants. It goes allllllll the way around.
We're talking 180 degrees of crotch-to-butt crack zipper action.
I don't know about you, but this seems like a labial accident just WAITING to happen.