But now, they've released a product so strange, I can't possibly parse it. Everyone, let me introduce you to the most confusing necklace in ASOS history.
Have you been looking for a necklace that celebrates your love of encased meats? BEHOLD!
It is a sterling silver nameplate-style choker ($23, ASOS).
And it says "SAUSAGE."
That's right. It's a sausage necklace.
I know that '90s nostalgia is back full-force, so OF COURSE nameplate necklaces are coming back.
But why does it say "sausage."
Do we need to call your mom, ASOS?
All I can think when I see this is...
And, let's be real, a "Freddy Got Fingered" joke in necklace form isn't exactly timely.
I have SO MANY QUESTIONS about this necklace, it's unreal.
Maybe I just don't understand ~cool fashion~ anymore. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here.
I thought it was Mega Weenie Monday, but they moved that to Sunday.