What is with this endless desire to make Crocs happen? First there was the original pair of hideous, but comfortable Crocs. Then there was Balenciaga's sky-high platform Crocs. Then Crocs said "well, hell, let's create our own Crocs heels!" and sold out instantly.
Now, Crocs stilettos exist because we truly live in ridiculous times, ladies and gentlemen.
There's no more information on the Crocs stiletto heels yet, other than the fact that they exist.
But honestly, that's about as much information as we can process right now.
Meanwhile, Crocs dropped their own pair of heels this week that went viral and immediately sold out.
In other words, nothing makes sense anymore. I'm going to take a nap.