khloe kardashian easter

KhloMoney was actual money in all-white and a mini Birkin bag.

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Easter sucks when you're an adult.

No one buys you candy. The draw of that one golden Easter egg with a $5 bill means nothing to you now. And you have to be around your relatives. all. day. long. 

I skipped my usual flight to Florida for Easter with the fam this year. Instead I ordered a fried chicken sandwich and watched "The Daily Show" in bed. It was OK. 

My real treat came today, when I got to see what Beyoncé and other celebs wore to their Easter celebrations. 

This is the kind of Easter treat I'm actually willing to share with you all...

1

We begin at the beginning: BEYONCE. WEARING WHITE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

2

That dress is bunnylicious, and the designer should burn every dress but the one Bey wore because no one else can *wear* it now.

Those two adorable girls are the YouTube sensation Chloe and Halle. They cover Beyoncé songs and look like actual angels while doing so. 

3

Observe the shoes... and Blue.

4

Meanwhile, Solange Knowles posted this pic on the day before Easter, but I'm sure she brought it just as hard on Sunday.

5

The Obama girls wore class, Mary Janes, and legs I'd kill all the Easter bunnies to have just for a single day. Here, little bunny... here, here. I have a treat for you...

6

Rich AF Britney Spears wore a sundress from Wet Seal circa 2001.

7

Khloe Kardashian says she was trying to channel Michelle Pfeiffer in "Scarface" but instead she got Kris Jenner, who is, IMHO, a way badder bitch than Tony Montana's squeeze.

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She accessorized with a mini white Birkin bag and Lamar Odom, who wore a sweatshirt and dadbod. Good to see him up and about and looking well! 

8

Kourtney Kardashian doesn't give a fuck about grass stains on her $3,000 pants because: rich.

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9

Ariel Winter let her beautiful, recently reduced bunnies come out to play.

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10

Mariah Carey conducted business as usual.

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Alessandra Ambrosio was perfect with her perfect family.

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Reese Witherspoon is #goals.

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Jessica Alba wins the award for chicest Easter squad and modest fabulosity.

#Repost @shanidarden I'm always happy when I'm with these little bunnies ???????????????????? #happyeastereveryone

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14

Diane Kruger is everything.

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15

Paris Hilton wore pastels and puppies, natch.

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16

Kanye and Tyga wore bunny suits and North knew exactly which one was her pops. Only one, y'all. Only one.

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And finally, Rihanna shut shit down in a tie-dye sweatsuit and suede pumps. Don't try this at home, kids.