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From Reformation's crotch-to-butt zipper jeans to Nordstorm's clear knee mom jeans, it seemed as if 2017 had hit its peak for weird denim. Alas, ASOS has upped the denim game with these jeans that show more crack than we've ever wanted to see. 

ASOS has dropped jeans that basically let you flaunt your butt crack.

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if low riders and dad jeans had a confused denim baby, then it would be these pants. The description says the jeans have a "high-rise belted waist," but damn that's a highhhh waist. I'm confused, and most importantly, my body would be confused. 

Available up to a size 14. 

ASOS high waisted straight led jeans with open back in ashes washed with black with belt ($60, ASOS

BUTT WHY?

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There are soooo many things that could go wrong with jeans like this. You can't really tuck in your shirt. You'd have weird tan lines. If it's raining, then your butt would be wet. No. Just no. 

Downside is that your backside would be out. Upside is that they're only $60! More like A.S.S.O.S.

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Hey, that's a bargain compared to most weird jeans! Vetements' butt zipper jeans cost a whopping $1,700. That's a lottt of money to expose your rear. 

ASOS high waisted straight led jeans with open back in ashes washed with black with belt ($60, ASOS

Get your butt over to ASOS to pick up these jeans today!