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As someone who grew up in a warmer climate, I'm usually here for ALL winter accessories. But when I first put my eyes on this scarf from Hades, I was suddenly wishing summer was here right now. 

Dukyana's "tube scarf" is the comfiest and most terrifyingly dysfunctional thing I've ever seen. 

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Tube scarf ($280, Dukyana

Although it does seem to provide head-to-toe warmth, I'm concerned about how you're supposed to use your arms? This is an inescapable scarf and I don't like that. I love burritos, but I'm not sure if I want to become one in human form. 

I also appreciate that the model posed like *this* to show the scarf at its full potential. 

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Tube scarf ($280, Dukyana

Imagine someone running full speed ahead toward you in the middle of the night. See what I mean? No, just no. 

On top of all that, it's ALSO $280. Yes, two hundred and eighty dollars. 

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I feel ashamed just typing those numbers. You could get a lot of actual burritos with that much money. 

Could it usurp ANOTHER infamous winter scarf? The one worn by Lenny Kravitz in 2012? 

lenny kravitz scarf
photo: Splash News/Jason Webber

Maybe Kravitz will wear the tube scarf next?

But hey, if you want to start an army of scarf tube people, the scarf is offered in other colors, too. 

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Gray tube scarf ($280, Dukyana

Get it in gray. Get it in blue. Get it in pink. Because you know what? I'm onboard.

Just make sure to slay your way out of the year because if it can help me survive the end of 2017 and keep me warm AND comfortable while hiding from the problems plaguing the world, then I'm adding it to my cart NOW.