It's happened to us all: you have a big event, but nothing to wear! What's a girl to do?
That's when celebrities turn to the naked dress. Because seriously, if you have nothing to wear, you might as well wear nothing at all.
And today, we celebrate these see-through forces of nature. Here are 21 of our favorite, most incredibly NSFW naked dresses, ranked by how scandalous they are. Who do you think will be #1?
I know; I expected her to place higher, too! But the truth is, unlike her sisters, Kylizzle doesn't seem to like naked dresses on the red carpet, preferring bikinis on Snapchat instead.
WHEN BAD STYLING HAPPENS TO GOOD PEOPLE. Wild West funeral up top, leg lamp down below.
This dress is not only naked, it's covered in snakes. Ten points to Slytherin.
This is the sheer green dress that, many say, kicked off our modern obsession with the naked dress. She may not have done it first, but dammit, J.Lo did it best.
Annnnnnd she's back, this time looking like the sexiest feather duster of all time.
If Scarlett O'Hara got a hold of your great-aunt's shower curtains and had a MIGHTY NEED to show off her pelvis.
This dress has broken me. I can't even describe it in real sentences; it's all MORTICIA ADDAMS SEXY GYM FETISH BOOB STRIPE.
Truly, this is a miracle of modern engineering. And double-sided tape.
Toni Braxton's boob-mummy dress: a true classic of the naked dress form.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
This is very Balmain goes to Rio, and I am HERE for it. Love u, Amber.
Sometimes life gives you lemons. And then some other times, life gives you an immaculate green lace dress from Gucci, which you rip the lining out of and wear like TITS AHOY, because you're Rihanna, and you can totally do that.
Because when the queen decides to wear a naked dress, she wears a goddamned NAKED. DRESS. #supreme
Where were you when Rose McGowan, known back in the day as "Marilyn Manson's girlfriend" showed up to the MTV Awards in bedazzled fishnet and strategically-placed string? Iconic '90s fashion moment right here.