From Slenderman jackets to butt crack jeans to crotch-to-butt zipper jeans, designers have really been abusing denim fabric lately. But these "double jeans" by Natasha Zinko have more denim than I ever knew I needed. 

Zinko's $695 double denim jeans are basically two pairs of jeans sewn together.

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I'm so confused... it's as if denim boxers and baggy jeans had a rebellious love child. Even more unbelievable: The pricey jeans are currently SOLD OUT on Shopbop. Many people have drank the double denim Kool-Aid, indeed. 

Natasha Zinko high waist double jeans ($695, Shopbop

YES, SOLD OUT AT $695, PEOPLE.

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You're telling me that people saw these pants and said, "Yes, I need these for my body?" Then they took out their credit cards and spent $695? Lastly, they bought SO MANY of them that the style is all sold out? What a time to be alive. 

On the upside, the jeans have SIX POCKETS.

If you're truly heartbroken that the style is sold out, never fear!

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You can drop $1,337 on these even wilder double denim boxer jeans, sold on Farfetch.

If constantly having to adjust your boxers and jeans is just too much effort, then these pants are for you. Sadly, you won't have as many pockets. 

While double denim isn't my style, I commend those bold enough to try it.

If nothing else, they'll sit in your closet as a reminder of how truly bonkers 2017 was, in denim and pretty much everything else.