South side serpents
photo: The CW

If you are like me, then you watched one episode of "Riverdale" and were instantly hooked. More specifically, you were hooked to Jughead and the rest of the South Side Serpents.

I mean, Archie is cool, but can you blame anyone for loving the bad boys from the wrong side of the tracks? You can’t. And because of that, you're jonesing for any and all "Riverdale" merch you can get your hands on.

South Side Serpents jacket ($100, Etsy)

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You can get a number of South Side Serpent patches, or you can get a jacket ($100, Etsy) that's all ready to go.

"Stay Weird" wall art ($15, Etsy)

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Anyone that is obsessed with "Riverdale" has it bad for Jughead. At least, I do. I *may* have bookmarked this print ($15, Etsy) on my fiance's laptop so he can get it for me for Christmas.

South Side Serpents tee ($15, Etsy)

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Let your inner rebel shine with a South Side Serpents tee ($15.29, Etsy) that'll have everyone envious.

Weirdo pin ($10, Etsy)


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Let your weirdo flag fly as high as can be with this Jughead pin ($10, Etsy) featuring one of his infamous lines.

FP + Alice necklace ($25, Etsy)

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Who would've guessed we'd be shipping parents like Alice and FP this hard, but here we are. This necklace ($25, Etsy) pairs Alice's love of the written word with the slithering, smooth ways of FP, and adds a heartfelt quote to boot.

Betty's crown sweater ($40, Etsy)

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Betty is the queen of the Serpents, and what's a queen without her crown ($40, Etsy) sweater?

Jughead's hat ($25, Etsy)

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The fashion of a TV show can be just as memorable as the show itself. Jughead's hat ($25, Etsy) is an iconic Serpent fashion staple in its own right.

Jughead phone case ($8.99, Etsy)

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Does Jughead even have an iPhone that would need a case? Nevertheless, we need this phone case ($8.99, Etsy) because 1. It's Juggie and 2. The art is beautiful.

Best friends backpack ($27.93, Hot Topic)


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Jughead and Archie — Serpent king and Bulldog leader respectively — are two of the hottest besties on TV right now. So why not put them on a backpack ($27.93, Hot Topic) and be 100% distracted in class?

River Vixens tee ($32.90, Hot Topic)

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Channel Toni Topaz with this cute cheer tee. Take it from someone who owns this Vixen tee — it's amazing and a necessity to life. Plus, it's a cute baseball tee ($32.90, Hot Topic) that you can pair with a skirt like you see here, or a pair of your favorite, comfy jeans.

Riverdale varsity jacket ($49.90, Etsy)

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So maybe you're not all about the Serpents. We're not here to judge. Perhaps you want to rep the Bulldogs and look like Archie. That's fine too, but at least do it in style with a varsity jacket ($49.90, Hot Topic) that's 100% cool.

Archie throw pillow ($20.81, Redbubble)

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Can't get enough Archiekins in your life? If you answered no and are team Varchie, then you have to have this pillow ($20.81, Redbubble) to cuddle with every time you binge.

The gang pins ($12, Etsy)


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You can either pick your favorite character or get the whole set ($12, Etsy). The choice is yours.

Pop's mug & coaster ($8.16, Etsy)

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If you've ever dreamed of sipping coffee at Pop's with the serpents, then you're in luck. You can be one step closer to that being a reality with your own mug ($8.16, Etsy). Only you'll be at home, but you can still fantasize.

Cheryl Blossom candle ($12, Etsy)

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All hail Cheryl Blossom, scarlet Serpent queen! A candle ($12, Etsy) will suffice while you work on erecting your Cheryl statue in your backyard.

Cheryl Blossom slaying sticker ($2.78, Redbubble)

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The drag race on Riverdale was an iconic moment not only for the show but for Cheryl Blossom. Now you can relive it over and over every time you look down at this sticker ($2.78, Redbubble) and catch major feels.

Cheryl Blossom chaos print ($16.99, Etsy)


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Long live our redheaded queen of chaos. This Cheryl print ($16.99, Etsy) will look nice in just about any room you can imagine.

River Vixens print ($6.81, Etsy)

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All the Vixens are here! Well, three of them at least in this adorable, yet feisty print ($6.81, Etsy).

"Mean Girls" meets "Riverdale" candle ($16, Etsy)

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YES! If there ever was a mashup that needed to happen it was "Mean Girls" and "Riverdale." Don't forget to light this candle ($16, Etsy) every time you tune in.

Pussycats headband ($21.79, Etsy)

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Rock out like Josie and the Pussycats thanks to these cute, comfy and stylish ears ($21.79, Etsy) fit for any rock star.

Old school tee ($15.74, Box Lunch)

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For Serpent fans who want to take it back, way back, then they just have to get this tee ($15.74, Box Lunch) that represents where it all began: the Archie comic strips.

Welcome to Riverdale hoodie ($44.90, Hot Topic)

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Try and chill in this wonderful Riverdale hoodie ($44.90, Hot Topic) while you contemplate how Hiram Lodge will try and take down the fictional town you love so much.

What "Riverdale" merch has your name on it?

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I need that Serpents jacket ASAP.