Rory Gilmore, aside from her terrible taste in men, is a semi-flawless specimen, She is eloquent, well read, and has a tendency to achieve goals in the face of adversity (well, if you skip the whole unnecessary college drop out thing). 

See? This "Gilmore Girls" fave is flawless.

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And we were content to believe she was actually perfect, until this fucking guy pointed out that Rory might not even be capable of performing the simplest of tasks.

McHenry, a writer at Vulture, found a major flaw where Dean, Jess, Logan, Lorelai, Lane, Paris, and the rest of Stars Hollow and Yale only saw perfection.

And by the looks of it, he ain't wrong ...

What is happening, here.

You're not shining bright like a diamond, Rory.

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING OF THE ART OF COFFEE-HOLDING FROM LORELAI!?

We're broken. Rory is canceled. 

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OK, not really. But you have to admit his observation was pretty clever. After all, we all know those coffee cups are empty, anyway.