Donald Trump Boarded Air Force One With Toilet Paper On His Shoe

photo: Jonathan Ernst / Reuters

Former reality TV star and current U.S. President Donald Trump boarded Air Force One on Thursday wearing an accessory nobody would ever expect. No, it wasn't a special tie or a jacket with a slogan, it was an unwelcome piece of toilet paper stuck to his left shoe.

Needless to say, the internet is absolutely losing it. And honestly, same.

On his way back from Minnesota on Thursday, Trump must've made a pre-flight pit stop at the bathroom before marching up the stairs onto Air Force One.

In case you were wondering, yes, Donald Trump did board Air Force One with paper or a napkin stuck to his shoe today (via https://t.co/sQgMTPqjBc) pic.twitter.com/q1Gc89ZZl7
— Claudia Koerner (@ClaudiaKoerner) October 5, 2018

He even stops at the top to wave to everyone, clearly unaware that he's dragging an unexpected visitor with him.

photo: Claudia Koerner / Twitter

Sure, it happens to us all at some point, but most of us aren't the president.

Does that toilet paper have some Trump stuck on it? https://t.co/ETlksEv2r5
— J. Claude Deering (@JClaudeDeering) October 5, 2018

The jokes practically write themselves and, of course, Twitter immediately went in.

I honestly cannot believe it’s taken this long for Trump to board Air Force One with a full strand of toilet paper trailing from his shoe. https://t.co/hLWrqKqsIK
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) October 5, 2018

This edit accompanied by sound effects will have you on the floor laughing.

Wait, we managed to get a closer mic recording of Trump with toilet paper stuck to his shoe ???? pic.twitter.com/AFwfK6BTIv
— Pauline Pantsdown (@PPantsdown) October 5, 2018

And, of course, so will the metaphors.

Like a moth to a flame toilet paper will always stick to its intended purpose .???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/squTqBTrfd
— Sean Alexis (@bbcthick) October 5, 2018

Today Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

How’s that for a metaphor?
https://t.co/jbko5CVvmx
— Simran Jeet Singh (@SikhProf) October 5, 2018

Either nobody noticed or nobody told him, but either way it's hilarious.

The hilarious part is that out of all those people around him, not a single one told him.

Yep, they hate him too. ????
— Giselle F. Díaz (@voidofchill) October 5, 2018

Secret Service #1 Are you gonna tell him?

Secret Service #2 I'm not gonna tell him.

Secret Service #1 Well I'm not gonna tell him.
— Will (he/him/his) (@WillPolitico) October 5, 2018

And I'm going to watch it over and over again until I forget about the heavy week we've had of painful, soul-crushing Kavanaugh news.

I'm going to retweet this every time it crosses my timeline
— Colonial Oppressor Barbie (@ljohn44) October 5, 2018

Anyway, it's only a matter of time until Trump tries to tweet his way out of this embarrassment.

Looking forward to White House insistence that it was not toilet paper, it was a very important memo, that the President was reading through his foot. https://t.co/kqZJ5JNPKK
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 5, 2018

Gawd, tomorrow morning everyone on Fox & Friends is going to have toilet paper stuck to one shoe and Sarah Sanders will say that, if you don’t have toilet paper on your shoe, you want MS13 to invade the country and murder all the children
— TBogg - more or less (@tbogg) October 5, 2018

Let's enjoy it while it lasts.

Starting the day with a little comic relief:
While we were all distracted fighting over the future of the Republic, Trump climbed all the way up the stairs of Air Force One, with toilet-paper stuck to his shoe. https://t.co/QoSDcjwliL
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) October 5, 2018

Happy Friday, people. Stay strong.