For early fuckboy offenders
Neither of you were really too invested in the "relationship." Bye Felicia.
For the closet fuckboys
We have have been blindsided by a fuckboy that seemed relatively decent. See ya!
For the ones that want to "Make America Great Again"
He's wearing that hat with 0% irony. Not today!
For the trust fund fuckboys
They're always ready to tell you the "problems with feminism." Don't let the door hit you on your way out!
For the grossly aggressive cat callers and bodyshamers
My body is not your business. Buh-bye.
For the fuckboys who think they're packing heat
Shania Twain said it best, "That don't impress me much." Hasta la vista.
For the guys who can only think with the wrong head
You have a brain for a reason. Get out!
For the fuckboys rocking the khaki Chubbies and scented vapes.
Unless you're Leonardo DiCaprio, gtfo BooBoo!
For the guys who follow up "hey" with an unsolicited dick pic
Please don't mistake my kindness for an interest in your genitalia. I'm tired of your shit!
For the guys who say 'you gotta kik' and 'no homo,' unironically
Check yourself before you wreck yourself. See you never!
For the fuckboy who thinks he ditched you
Saying "nice knowing you" doesn't read quite as satisfyingly. Later gator!
For the chronic ghosters
For the guy who thinks he can get any girl he wants
For the fuckboy who ends things over a text message
For every fuckboy in our lives
We really, really don't need you. Make like a tree and leave.